I'm reasonably sure Einstein was a dentist

Or possibly the tooth fairy

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The most pretentious break-up txt I have ever received: a dramatic reading by my friend Jepha.

ETA Context: we’d gone on all of three dates. It wasn’t even a relationship. Last hope of my universe indeed -._-.

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