I'm reasonably sure Einstein was a dentist

Or possibly the tooth fairy

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The most pretentious break-up txt I have ever received: a dramatic reading by my friend Jepha.

ETA Context: we’d gone on all of three dates. It wasn’t even a relationship. Last hope of my universe indeed -._-.

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  1. tolorii reblogged this from doctorhowmany and added:
    Lol whut? If you’re gunna dump someone via txt why the hell would you make it that long??
  2. nevarware reblogged this from 93percentfoam and added:
    I am literally just blagging this because I want Jepha on my page. That doesn’t mean it’s not fucking incredible though.
  3. 93percentfoam reblogged this from doctorhowmany and added:
    I kept waiting for the inevitable “M’lady” only to find out it was implied.
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    I can’t believe this was almost two years ago. Bringing it back yo.
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    Wow, what a prick.
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