Last night my girlfriend and I were playing Cards Against Humanity with our university’s gay club. At one point she drew the black card “how did I lose my virginity?”. I played the white card “a disappointing birthday party”. We all had a good laugh. The game went on.
It only occurred to me later that she had actually lost her virginity the previous night. On my birthday. After a somewhat disappointing party.
The universe is beautiful.
First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.
On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.
You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.
So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.
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Tragic backstory and emotional significance aside, I’m hella impressed that you got it on your finger. Finger and toe tattoos hurt like a bitch! My whole foot was on fire when I got mine done, and that didn’t go any further forward than the ball of my big toe. I salute you.
Staying up super late reading about threesomes isn’t the best recipe for academic success, but I do it anyway.
Dr Vicki’s advice for how to seduce a potential third. Great idea, Vicki, just let me grab my composition book!
(For real though, it’s kinda working. Where do you live? Your door isn’t the only thing I want to pound.)
Our fridge board: the mood of the moment is ALWAYS Sergei.