Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
That owl is giving you a MAJOR stink eye.
(via steampunkbanana)
I'm reasonably sure Einstein was a dentist
Or possibly the tooth fairy
*sigh* I just love seeing my family name casually vilified in public.
This is a great example of why you should try to see people as whole human beings, even if you don’t agree with their actions.
Our city council is having an argument with a local puddle.
(Hat-tip to Forcedirected!)
Only in New Zealand, man. Only in fucking New Zealand.
(via the-kiwi-avenger)
i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
Googling “naked horse” led to pictures of naked women with horses, which led to lesbian porn, which led to sex advice blogs with pictures, which led to me being so goddamn horny that if Alex doesn’t go down on me on Friday night I just might throw a hormone tantrum.
It’s still TMI Tuesday in the States, right?
(Source: tapdancers, via angrybagel)
i would be lying if i said this wasn’t on my fridge right now.
somebody that you used to know: This Is Not Fucking Harmless
I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it…
How the hell can people think this shit is actually okay?
I… what. He’s not even being subtle about it, his message is literally “go out and sexually assault women, they like it really!”
(via hillblah)
How does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
Dude that is genius
Slow clappin’ it out.
This is amazing
Oh. my. lord.
(via neilpatrickharry)
I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt.
I can see him doing exactly this.
Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see.
No thank you, babies are not happening until at least after I’ve graduated. Good thing about being unable to conceive without hormone therapy is I can actually wait until I am ready to have kids.
I’m just saying this right now, if and when you have kids, I call dibs on godmother.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I think it’s no coincidence the guy looks like a cartoon version of Matt.
I can see him doing exactly this.
Let’s put it to the test. Have a baby and we’ll see.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
when people try to speak on the behalf of entire fandoms
