I'm reasonably sure Einstein was a dentist

Or possibly the tooth fairy

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Last night my girlfriend and I were playing Cards Against Humanity with our university’s gay club. At one point she drew the black card “how did I lose my virginity?”. I played the white card “a disappointing birthday party”. We all had a good laugh. The game went on.

It only occurred to me later that she had actually lost her virginity the previous night. On my birthday. After a somewhat disappointing party.

The universe is beautiful.

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dubiousculturalartifact asked: Happy birthday!

Thank you lovely! I don’t know why I didn’t get this until now, but it is much appreciated.

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w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.
.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.
So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

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Tragic backstory and emotional significance aside, I’m hella impressed that you got it on your finger. Finger and toe tattoos hurt like a bitch! My whole foot was on fire when I got mine done, and that didn’t go any further forward than the ball of my big toe. I salute you.

w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.

.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.

So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

Tragic backstory and emotional significance aside, I’m hella impressed that you got it on your finger. Finger and toe tattoos hurt like a bitch! My whole foot was on fire when I got mine done, and that didn’t go any further forward than the ball of my big toe. I salute you.

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